My Drivers License?

Did you ever hear the story about the blond who got a new sports car?  It was so cool!  It was shiny red, it was sleek, it was expensive, and it was fast!  As soon as she got it the blond took it out for a drive.  She cruised down the city streets, then out onto the open highway, going faster and faster and faster.  Within a few minutes her speedometer was topping out at over a hundred miles an hour! 

As the blond zipped down the road she passed a police car, waiting on the side of the highway.  This particular cop was also a blond.  She jerked her head up as the sportscar zoomed past.  Quickly the cop pulled her car out onto the highway and chased the blond down.  They pulled off onto the side of the road and the cop jumped out of her cruiser, slammed the door, and stalked over to the sportscar.  She knocked on the window and told the blond to roll it down.  Calmly the blond did. 

The cop was furious.  She put her head in the window and shouted, "What do you think you're doing?  Do you know how fast you were going?"

The blond gave her an insolent look and said, "No."

The cop shouted at her, "You were going over a hundred miles an hour, lady!  I'm going to give you a ticket!"

"Whatever," the blond replied.

Even angrier, the cop said, "Let me see your drivers license."

"My what?" asked the blond.

"Your drivers license,"  shouted the cop.  "You know, the thing that says you have a right to drive a car."

"I don't know what that is," complained the blond lazily.

"Your drivers license!  Your drivers license!" exploded the cop.  "Come on!  Look in your purse.  Most women carry it in their purse.  It's rectangle.  It has your picture on it.  Your drivers license!"

The blond lazily reached for her purse, opened it, and rummaged around.  Eventually she found a little compact mirror inside.  It was rectangle.  When she looked at it she saw her picture on it. 

The bond pulled out the mirror and handed it to the cop.  "Is this it?" she asked the blond cop.

The cop looked in the mirror, looked back at the driver, then looked in the mirror again.  "I'm sorry," she finally said.  "I didn't know you were a policeman, too.  Of course I won't give you a ticket."